Hello and welcome to the Mateo Mexicano! Neither of us are Mateo we just hate this kid and enjoy getting a laugh! Everyone laughs at his fat greasy face! Take a look down below for a pic! We also hate Brian Williams! He is fat and ugly and can never find the right size shirt to wear. You can always see his rolls as he waddles around (he never runs! NEVER!)! I you want to have a chat or just spam his email send a message to [email protected]! Make sure to get him into trouble! Lots of trouble!Mateo is too poor to have an email address so don't try! It's SAD!!